No More Fat!

Can I just say first off, I love hearing Megan talk about mom stuff!!! It makes me, and all of us, seem so grown up! I freakin' love it!!! Glad everyone is doing well in Florida! I hope you find out where you will be moving soon. That would drive me absolutley batty! I sooooo hope you guys come down in August! Of course I want to see you, but I was to see little Kiersten so bad!!!! Exciting news about Abe possibly joining the campaign trail!!!! Don't tell him I'm voting for Obama...shh!!! I'm sorry, I work in the child care/education field... I would be a hypocrite not too... Anyway enough about Obama...

Ok, girls, so they say that when you are truly happy and comfortable in life, you gain weight. Well, I must be fuckin'... can you say fuckin' in the blogging world? I bet you can! I say fuckin' a lot in the Sara world so, sorry! Well, I must be fuckin' happy because since I have been with Chase over these past four years I have gained 65 pounds!!!! Yes, I said 65 pounds!!!! It's insane. I must be the happiest bitch in Lawrence. Seriously, I'm a fat ass! So, I've decided to take control of my weight and no longer be a fat ass, or at least no longer as fat of an ass! I'm starting first with a fruit flush. It takes three days and I start tomorrow (Monday!) The first day you have to drink these protein shakes and shit and then you have the next two days to eat fruit every two hours. My friend, Darcy, has done this before and I've read all the information so it seems legit! I'm kind of excited about it. Allegedly you can lose up to 10 pounds doing it... I'm not so much concerned about that right now, but rather just cleaning out my system and starting to eat healthier! I'm going to incorporate better eating habits and healthier foods into my life if it kills me!!! Wouldn't that be ironic! And I'm going to step up my workouts!!! I am eventually going to be one sexy bitch!!! Or at least a few pounds lighter... I wish we all lived in Lawrence (or wherever) so we could excersise together! We could start a workout group!!! It always helps to work out with someone! Anyhoo... just wanted to keep you updated!

And yes, I HAVE been living in Lawrence too long, when I start to adopt crazy fruit flush philosophies about losing weight and feeling healthier!! Next stop, smoking pot!!!!